At first I was all like "tsk i don't have a best friend" but then I remembered i have a breast friend
Happy bestfriend day ig?? I love this human being so much. Dont talk shit or give her shit or ill literally show up in your toilet to cut off ur balls
Ladies and gentlemen. We are currently witnessing a historical moment in time. “Now That’s What I Call Music” is now on its 69th edition. This my friends, is what you call a monumental milestone.
We’re also playing The Firebird tonight. 7:30. Cum for fun! #chumisfum