If I EVER happen to get something somewhat healthy for consumption, (a miracle), I document it for proof. Just in case I ever decide to become a lean-muscled, fit-tea selling insta baddie, I am ready for that day. I have built a battalion of receipts that I have the ability to “eat clean”.... I have prepared. I can see it now. Fit tea reaches out to me, only to see that I have a not-so-secret food account filled with waffles and other delicacies that a noble sponsor would never consume. Then, they will see this delicious bowl of fruit from Nu Kitchen in Worcester. “But Larry... she eats smoothie bowls” an intern will say. I am on board. From there, I am transformed. Glowing light will engulf my online presence and I will suddenly be one with the Instagram moms in lulu lemon. FINALLY selling the laxatives that I was born to push in my small suburban town.
By the way, this Buddha bowl was good. :-)